George W. Bush
The White House,
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC, USA

   I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for
   driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty,
   paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for
   30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and
   is not available.
   I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL.
   I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions
   about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National
   Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
   I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
   I was a cheerleader.
   I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
   I began my career in the oil business in Midland,
   Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't
   find any oil in Texas, during an oil boom. The company
   went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
   I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a
   sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
   With the help of my father and our right-wing friends
   in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I
   was elected governor of Texas.
   I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil
   companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the
   Union.   [We're #1!]
   During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the
   most smog-ridden city in America.     [We love bein' #1!]
   I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the
   tune of billions in borrowed money.
   I set the record for the most executions by any
   governor in American history.
   With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida,
   and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I
   became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.
   I am the first President in U.S. history to enter
   office with a criminal record.
   I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing
   cost of over one billion dollars per week.
   I spent the largest U.S. surplus in history and effectively
   bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
   I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit
   in U.S. history.
   I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies
   filed in any 12-month period.
   I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a
   12-month period.
   I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the
   history of the U.S. stock market.
   In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans
   lost their jobs.
   I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the
   richest of any administration in U.S. history. My
   "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron
   oil tanker named after her.
   I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips
   by a U.S. President.
   I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for
    receiving the most corporate campaign donations.   [#1!]
   My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of
   my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the
   largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History,
   Enron.             [Kenny-boy, too, loves bein' #1!]
   My political party used Enron private jets and
   corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S.
   Supreme Court during my election decision.
   I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton
   against investigation or prosecution. More time and
   money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky
   affair than has been spent investigating one of the
   biggest corporate rip-offs in history.
   I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S.
   history and refused to intervene when corruption
   involving the oil industry was revealed.
   I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S.
   I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals
   to be awarded government contracts.
   I appointed more convicted criminals to administration
   than any President in U.S. history.

   I retained Richard Clarke, who nobly served his country for 30 years,
thru several previous administrations, as anti-terrorism czar, where I
ignored his advice.  I showed the foresight to demote his position from
cabinet-level to mid-staff, & the prescience to attack him as a
job-with-Kerry-seeking, book-promoting, disgruntled promotion-seeking,
former employee just after his book, 'Against All Enemies', was
published, but before he trestified at that pesky 9//11 Congressional
   I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest
   bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.
   I've broken more international treaties than any
   President in U.S. history.
   I am the first President in U.S. history to have the
   United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights
   I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
   I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S.
   "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused
   to abide by the Geneva Convention.
   I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations
   election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. 'Midterm' election).
   I set the record for least number of press conferences
   of any President since the advent of television. I set
   the all-time record for most days on vacation in any
   one-year period. After taking off the entire month of
   August, I presided over the worst security failure in
   U.S. history.
   I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the
   World Trade Center attacks, and less than a year later
   made the U.S. the most hated country in the world; the
   largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
   I have set the all-time record for most people
   worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public
   venues (15 million people), shattering the record for
   protest against any person in the history of mankind.   [#1!]
   I am the first President in U.S. history to order an
   unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military
   occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the
   will of the majority of U.S. citizens, the United Nations,
   and the world community.
   I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and
   support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops
   and their families -- in war time!
   In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our
   reasons for attacking Iraq.
   I then blamed the lies on our British friends.
   I am the first President in history to have a majority
   of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest
   threat to world peace and security.
   I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical
   Bunker Buster," a WMD.
   All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in
   my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
   All records of SEC investigations into my insider
   trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in
   secrecy and unavailable for public view.
   All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my
   Vice-President, attended regarding public energy
   policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
   public review.




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